SRL Quotes

Below is a list of quotes that are from the forum, IRC, Skype, etc. Enjoy!

[navatwo] BraK: go get laid, you're obviously horny..

[euphemism_] !cum
* Furry` cums all over Bebe's butt

[Coh3n] Dwu: Lol if you expect anyone to do something for you when you ask like that you're not going very far in life

[Coh3n] navatwo: shit up

Harry : "None of them. Would not bang."
YoHoJo : "Yeah cuz they're not 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA GOTCHA"

[Camo`] Froggy, shit I'm so sorry! I kinda passed the fuck out while I was helping you :/
[Wizzup] lol^

[Froggy] I see constant MSI_BANK_EV, is that East Varrock?
[Froggy] I thought it should be MSI_BANK_VE
[Wizzup] Edgeville perhaps
[Froggy] body rune crafter
[Wizzup] probably edgeville

[Tootoot222] that line gave me an orgasm

[euphemism] /me removes ears, as he can hear his cat lick its vagina.

[Choroid] Wouldn't you feel so stupid in a job like that?
[euphemism] Choroid: Which one of the users in the list do you think is a spy?
[Choroid] Having to read Harri talk about little children all day

[@BenLand100] fuck. my laptop is upstairs and i already took off my pants

[mixster] Jason2gs: you need knowledge of Chuck Norris in case he tries to gain access to the server

[@Jason2gs] I don't think knowledge of Chuck Norris is a prerequisite for network admining :(

[mixster] my name is mixster not Mixster
[BraK] lol I haven't been to that thread in quite some time :)
[BraK] Nice find Mixster
[BraK] :p
[mixster] :[
[mixster] Jason2gs: let's get together and get BraK banned

[@TheDoctor] speaking of sluts, where is BEBE

[Smarter_Child] mixster just raped me
[mixster] Pretty sure I would have remember doing that

[Tootoot222] i have noidea
[&Bebe] I have noidea what #SRL-School is
[&Bebe] liek noidea at all
[@Jason2gs] I bet noidea hates us.
[Dgby714] I have noidea why he would
[&Bebe] so we all have noidea why noidea would hate us?
[Dgby714] noidea....
[@Jason2gs] noidea. noidea at all.
* Bebe has noidea
[Dgby714] noidear
[@Jason2gs] mixster, noidea
[Dgby714] still noidear
[mixster] I have noidea - you might be better off finding a channel with more Android experience
[&Bebe] i have noidea also

* Smarter_Child slaps Shuttleu
* Shuttleu has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[mixster] Smarter_Child: you knocked him out!

[Smarter_Child] okay when you propose you gotta announce it on SRL :)
[mixster] nah, you gotta propose to her via irc
[Smarter_Child] lol
[Coh3n] CTCP WILL you marry me?
[Coh3n] Smarter_Child: I will
[Smarter_Child] lol
[Coh3n] mixster: she doesn't have a clue what irc is
[Smarter_Child] marry me or announce on srl?

[Drags111] rawr
[Drags111] hi
[BraK] Drags111, shush people trying to sleep
[Drags111] but dragons roar :(
[Drags111] i cant help it
[BraK] Not when people sleep they meow
[Drags111] since when have i ever meowe
[Drags111] meowed
[BraK] just now :)
[Shuttleu] just then
[Drags111] dangit.
[Shuttleu] lol
[Drags111] touche

[~Wizzup] stop the furry shit
[ Furry`] [mixster] That reminds me, there's a shhe furry shiwith bebe in
its name down in Bath and I need to take a picture of it when
I'm next down there
[ mixster] irony is tasty
[ mixster] Wizzup: t=/

* Petrov sees a Narwhal
[Denebola] why the fuck are you scared of a damn whale
[Petrov] LOL.

[Wizzup_] Home, he just faps to loli and then moves 15 threads, repeat
[Dgby714] Wizzup_, Kinda creepy you know the process.
[Wizzup_] I never move threads
[@Jason2gs] Only fap to loli?
[Wizzup_] lol
[Dgby714] lol'd

[ Coh3n] fuck this map is a pain in the ass
[ Coh3n] the "!" on the map don't show on the minimap so I have to crop
mm images over them in the dungeon map
[ Coh3n] oh god damnit
[ Coh3n] a scorpion killed me

[Wizzup] Nothing I am, Nothing I dream, Nothing is new, Nothing I think or believe in or say, Nothing is true
[Keith] s/Nothing/Penis/g
[Furry`] [Wizzup] Penis I am, Penis I dream, Penis is new, Penis I think or believe in or say, Penis is true

[Jason2gs] Yeah. Wikipedia. I feel like Jimmy Wales is picketing me or something.
[Tootoot222] s,et,pock&,
[Furry`] [Jason2gs] Yeah. Wikipedia. I feel like Jimmy Wales is pickpocketing me or something.
[Camo`] s/pickpocketing/raping/
[Furry`] [Jason2gs] Yeah. Wikipedia. I feel like Jimmy Wales is raping me or something.
[Jason2gs] I've seen some Wikipedia server porn. It's pretty impressive.
[Finjamin] lmao
[Camo`] s/server//
[Furry`] [Jason2gs] I've seen some Wikipedia porn. It's pretty impressive.

[Jason2gs] [Camo`] I love donating blood, O neg baby
[Jason2gs] Nice.
[navatwo] sad Wizzup is sad
[Jason2gs] SELL IT FOR BUNDLES.
[navatwo] Jason2gs: the cookies? :D
[navatwo] oh
[navatwo] his blood
[Camo`] Haha

Dgby714 : Just posting for the comment below. Haven't seen the script. Prob wont look.

hervens:
Hello

Could a moderator/vip member please promote me to an srl member?
I haven't released any scripts yet, but I'm currently doing a bachelor degree in software engineering, so I'll be able to release some pretty nice scripts for you guys once I get up to speed with srl.

Thanks

[21:45:21] Keith: I was going to code, but now I have to rage at people who are wrong on the internet :(

BraK_: if you ever wondered why you can't hear my wife talking it's because she's to busy having my dick in her mouth

[15:33:28] Bebe: and wizzup...well you have your hand

[15:36:43] Hobbit: no hobbit quotes :(
[15:36:54] Camo`: Hobbit, come up with some ;)
[15:37:02] Hobbit: Fuck you

[01:48:22] Hobbit: camo wtf
[01:48:25] Camo`: ?
[01:48:27] Hobbit: name change
[01:48:29] Hobbit: wtf
[01:48:29] Camo`: Yes
[01:48:32] Hobbit: asshole
[01:48:34] Camo`: Why?
[01:48:36] Camo`: :(
[01:48:37] Hobbit: why the fuck you go and do that
[01:48:48] Camo`: Cause it keeps my web identity together
[01:48:49] Hobbit: dont you care about how it affects the rest of us?
[01:48:57] Camo`: Everything I use is Kyle Undefined
[01:49:00] Hobbit: dont you ever think about anyone but yourself?
[01:49:01] Hamster32: Camo`: wtf is this shit about name change
[01:49:04] Camo`: Hobbit, how does it affect? Lol
[01:49:07] Hamster32: what the fuck?
[01:49:12] Hobbit: IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BRO
[01:49:17] Camo`: Hobbit, I'm sorry :(
[01:49:17] Hamster32: .k Camo` GET OUT. YOU ARE NOT CAMO ANY MORE
[01:49:17] * You were kicked by Sexy (GET OUT. YOU ARE NOT CAMO ANY MORE)
[01:49:17] * Rejoining #srl
[01:49:17] * Rejoined #srl
[01:49:20] Hobbit: all you caer about is yourself
[01:49:24] Hobbit: you just take take take
[01:49:28] Camo`: Hobbit :(
[01:49:30] Hobbit: dont care about no one else
[01:49:36] Camo`: You...you can change it back if you want...
[01:49:37] Jason2gs: Loling.
[01:49:39] Hobbit: we are like door mats to you
[01:49:42] Hobbit: no
[01:49:48] Hobbit: the hurt is too deep
[01:49:50] Camo`: :(
[01:49:52] Hobbit: nothing will repair it
[01:49:54] Camo`: I ish sowie
[01:49:56] Hamster32: Camo`: how many rep you need
[01:50:04] Camo`: 23 till 200
[01:50:07] Camo`: Lol
[01:50:08] Hamster32: orly
[01:50:13] Hobbit: Camo`: i kids :p

[16:50:06] Wizzup: Bebe: can't you virtually hug me or something :(
[16:50:40] * Hobbit hugs Wizzup
[16:50:51] Hobbit: !hug Wizzup
[16:50:57] Wizzup: Hobbit: I need to virtually feel boobs
[16:50:58] * BraK hugs Wizzup
[16:51:07] Wizzup: I suppose BraK works
[16:51:08] Hobbit: BenLand100: hug wizzup
[16:51:11] Wizzup: :coolface?
[16:51:13] Wizzup: :coolface:

[17:16:21] Camo`: I found Bebe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgOcvLZ-Nh0&feature=related
[17:16:26] * Bebe changes topic to 'Welcome to #Bebe | Turn up the strob lights and start the sex party'
[17:16:32] Camo`: ^
[17:16:37] Mack_: woohoo :D
[17:16:47] Bebe: hahahah Camo`
[17:16:51] Hobbit: Camo`: WTF IS THAT
[17:16:55] Camo`: Lol
[17:16:57] Camo`: Idk
[17:17:02] Camo`: I *think* it's a girl
[17:17:05] Camo`: Not sure
[17:17:06] Bebe: there was that video of me singing
[17:17:07] Hobbit: ITS A TROLL
[17:17:07] Mack_: hey BraK, were you there in the chat room we first met at with the chocolate pudding filled hottube?
[17:17:10] Camo`: Hobbit
[17:17:10] BraK: Just went and reread my BraK for SSRL thread I do it after everytime we get a new member since I got Mod and could find it XD
[17:17:11] Camo`: !!!

13:53 Jason2gs mixster, should I be kicking anyone in specific?
13:53 mixster Jason2gs: yeah, youself
13:53 mixster *yourself
13:53 Jason2gs :<
13:53 mixster it's what I'd do
13:53 Jason2gs And here I was offering to do you a favor~
13:53 mixster (kick myself, not you)
13:54 Jason2gs I've done that before. Someone asks me whether something is "mine or yours", and I say it's mine, since I temporarily associate 'mine' with that other person.
13:54 Jason2gs And they get very confused afterward.
13:54 *** jakeyboy2929 quit ()
13:54 Jason2gs ^ he got confused.

10:14 Home_: [1, 2, 3, 4, 5] [2,5,6,7,9]
10:14 Home_: To
10:14 Home_: [1, 2, 3, 4, 5][2, 5, 6, 7, 9]
10:14 Home_: So i will sort by Sub array
10:14 mixster: you didn't do anything
10:14 Camo`Office: ^
10:14 mixster: you just added spaces to the second one

14:44 Mack_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htua-U-WbsU&feature=player_embedded
14:44 Mack_ i will give you taht Camo`Office
14:44 Mack_ that*
14:44 Camo`Office OMG A MIDGET!
14:45 Camo`Office Or
14:45 Camo`Office WTF
14:45 Camo`Office !!!!
14:45 Camo`Office IT'S GOLEM!!

17:51 mixster !cum
17:51 Furry` watches as mixster cums all over YoHoJo's mouth

15:10 Camo`Office: Lol phew, no more being touched by Hobbit :p
15:10 Hobbit: ...that you know of ;)
15:10 BraK: Wanna be touched by BraK :)
15:10 Camo`Office: ...
15:11 Hobbit: GANG TOUCHING
15:11 Camo`Office: I dunt wanna be touched by any guy
15:11 Camo`Office: Oh god
15:11 *Camo`Office runs
15:11 *BraK touches Camo`Office
15:11 BraK: bah can't spell
15:11 *Hobbit chases after an tackles him to the gorund and restrains Camo`Office
15:11 Hobbit: GET HIM BraK
15:12 Camo`Office: Oh god
15:12 Hobbit: SICK
15:12 *Camo`Office struggles to get away
15:12 Hobbit: SICK HIM
15:12 *BraK Starts Touching Camo`Office
15:12 Camo`Office: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
15:12 BraK: you want a popsickle
15:12 BraK: :)
15:12 Camo`Office oh god oh god
15:12 *Camo`Office pushes Hobbit off of him and bolts
15:12 BraK: lmao
15:12 Hobbit: lol

15:38 Hobbit: Error: Exception: "2" is an invalid integer at line 293
15:38 Hobbit: WTF

15:49 BenLand100: Hobbit \n\r
15:49 Hobbit: and why am i not doing it by hand? because there are over 3500 values
15:49 mixster: might be spaces too
15:49 mixster: BenLand100: isn't it \r\n anyway?
15:49 BenLand100: dunno i'm not a windowsfag
15:49 BenLand100: crlf
15:49 BenLand100: so yea, \r\n
15:49 Hobbit: \r\n worked
15:49 Hobbit: thanks
15:49 Hobbit: <3
15:49 Jason2gs: Silly BenLand100.
15:49 BenLand100: oh, really? i was totally shitting you
15:49 Hobbit: it worked
15:50 * BenLand100 is clearly too awesome to be comprehended by even himself

[00:53:47] Hobbit`: gonna try rotate again if it crashes im just goin to bed
[00:53:50] * &Hobbit` (~admin@The.HHD) has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)

17:02 Hamster31 hey
17:03 Camo`Office yeh
17:03 Hamster31 yeh? lol dude jsut said hey lol
17:03 Camo`Office lol yeh dias tusj edud lol ?hey
17:04 Hamster31 haha..but yea dude...i have never been so annoyed with a script lol
17:05 Camo`Office lol tpircs a htiw deyonna os neeb reven evah i...edud aey tub..ahah
17:05 Hamster31 really?
17:05 Camo`Office ?yllaer

[03:19:40] euphemism_: s/[a-z]/butts/g
[03:19:40] Furry`: Kyle`: buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts_buttsbuttsbutts buttsbutts butts buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts buttsbutts

[00:32:30] LittleGirl: Then go fuck a few altar boys until you feel Christian again.
[00:33:02] cts^: LittleGirl: oh so thats how christians recharge their faith

n3ss3s: Your first sentences made no sense, by pasting that list I implied that it's not feasible for a single person (or two) to be some sort of a script hero running around in tights rewriting payscripts all night...

euphemism: Whoah
euphemism: A wild BenLand100 appeared!
BenLand100: euphemism don't worry someone used HIGH AS FUCK on him and he wandered off

Dgby714: I wanted to follow the peel name, but can't get past great grandfather, so I went farther with his wife

BloodNinja`: s/(D)emoo(s)e/\1at a\2\2/
Furry`: readysteadygo: and Dat ass just wants to get in my patsn

BloodNinja`: s/(D)emoo(s)e/\1at a\2\2/
Furry`: readysteadygo: Dat ass: let's be honest though, you would bang me irl

BloodNinja`: s/(D)emoo(s)e/\1at a\2\2/
Furry`: readysteadygo: Dat ass: are you allowed to suck dick?

BloodNinja`: s/(D)emoo(s)e/\1at a\2\2/
Furry`: readysteadygo: Dat ass: btw you helped me the other day, thank you
BloodNinja`: ^
BloodNinja`: Lol
mixster: s/th(ank)/sp\1/
Furry`: readysteadygo: spank you, i'm very proud
BloodNinja`: xD
mixster : s/th(ank)/sp\1/
Furry`: readysteadygo: Dat ass: btw you helped me the other day, spank you
BloodNinja`: s/(D)emoo(s)e/\1at a\2\2/
Furry`: readysteadygo: seriously you've never sucked dick Dat ass

BloodNinja`: s/(D)emoo(s)e/\1at a\2\2/
Furry`: readysteadygo: Dat ass: get over it, everyone likes you, stop being silly